Definition of a Flight Simmer Hoodie

Meet the official uniform of anyone who has ever said: “Sorry, I can’t… I’m mid-flight to Zurich.”

This college-style hoodie is perfect for flight simulator enthusiasts who proudly identify as professional button-pressers, switch-flippers, and self-certified virtual aviators. Featuring a witty “dictionary definition” of a flight simmer, it lets the world know exactly what your true calling in life is—even if your friends still think it’s ‘just a game.’

This college-style hoodie is the perfect way to proudly declare your status as a flight simmer—a master of pressing buttons, flipping switches, and explaining for the hundredth time that yes… this absolutely is a legitimate hobby.

Perfect gift for simmers, aviation geeks, and anyone who’d rather be flying than doing literally anything else.

• 🎮 Cozy, premium college-style hoodie perfect for long-haul sim sessions

• ✈ Unique & funny definition design made specifically for flight sim fans

• 😄 Great conversation starter (and possibly friendship filter)

• 🪶Ideal gift for aviation geeks, sim pilots, Airbus/Boeing lovers, or anyone married to their throttle quadrant

• 📏Available in multiple sizes - Black only for now with other colours to follow depending on interest

Whether you're a casual simmer or a full-time virtual captain, this hoodie lets the world know you take your flights seriously… even if they’re from your desk.